Some years ago I moved to France for personal reasons. Very soon I started to discover that the funniest activity to do in this country is to look at French and discover how good and famous they think they are.
Personally, as an Italian, I find that my country is much more interesting to visit and that Rome is much more worth a visit than Paris. Why? Go through this site and find it out by yourself!
I will therefore not hesitate to publish funny things on this pompous country and on the people who live there, and to publicise my discoveries to the whole world. No sorting order whatsoever. I'll just follow my instinct, describing events as I remember them and taking inspirations from everyday life.
If you are French and you are not humble enough to accept comments or critics on your country, then leave this page before starting to get hurt. If you want you can leave your comments too, but, please, don't be vulgar, or I'll cut them off.

27 Mar 2008

Spike of jealousy

A spike of jealousy. This is how I define the French jeering at a possible EU ban on one of its best-known culinary products, the Mozzarella. In fact, following Magnini's joke on Alain Bernard having found "new good vitamins" to win the Eindhoven European Swimming Contest, the French are trying to defeat Italy's three major point of interests: cuisine, football and tourism.
Three patriots have come to protect Italy from this attacks. Paolo De Castro, Silvio Berlusconi and Roberto Donadoni.

First, Italy's Agriculture Minister has quickly answered the world demonstrating his confidence in mozzarella. He said that only 83 farms out of 1,900 are concerned by the dyoxine, and that their products have already been taken off the market. And, I dare to add, any italian product is much less contaminated by pesticides than any French product, as you can see on this post.
And, let me say, even if Japan and South Korea have halted imports of the mozzarella amid concerns about contamination, we don't care. Mozzarella is good for us and if they don't want to eat it, they can stick to McDonald as much as they like.

Second, Berlusconi, in a urge of patriotism, is defending the Italian airline, Alitalia, from the French attack. "Why are we giving our national company to the French?" Berlusconi asked in an interview published Thursday by the Turin daily La Stampa. "It's madness!". "The Italian consortium exists," he emphasized, naming the Ligrestis, Benetton and MedioBanca as possible savers.

Third, the Italian football coach Roberto Donadoni has claimed that Italy is in good shape heading towards EURO 2008 despite the 1-0 defeat in an international friendly against Spain. French should just keep silent and calm, because the umpteenth debacle is on his way for them. Italy will undoubtedly win the 2008 European Championship.

The question is now obvious: are we becoming a real united country? I hope so. And in any case whole Italy liked the performance of Carla Bruni who impressed fashion experts with her restrained glamour Wednesday as the French presidential couple arrived in Britain for a state visit.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Your blog suck ! Why do you wanna compare france to italy ??? It prove you think that france is considered like better than italy so you just wanna stik up for your country in comparing your country ( in showing a few of his advantages among all his deffault ! ) to france ( wow , how clever you are !)...Ok I've some questions for you .... What is the most visited country in the world ( france is so pompous that 60 millions of people vist her every years ! ) ??? , Do you know how many times france wins at rugby with XV players ( 18 for france , 1 for italy , shame on you ! ) , do you know what is the country who wins the most oscars for "the best film in foreign language" ?? .... Italians are racists and corrupt ( i'm not the only one to say it , immigrants themsemves who wanna immigrate in england in passing through france , said they don't wanna immigrate to italy because italians are rascist even whithin their own gouvernement ! ) I got a lot of things to say about italy ( i can compare too , and I can tell you that france although she has a lot of deffault , is better than
Italy)..... Moreover there's a lot of italians in france (according to you italians are so stupid for coming in france whereas it's a pompous country and stay to live there ? ) , Who has the greatest empire between france and Italy ? No comparaison is possible ,sorry ... But Italy stay a great country all the same with some stupids people like... I dont know...em...YOU , France is a great country too



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Ps: sorry for my english